Issue 58 · July 18, 2024
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Our goose is not cooked until we say it's cooked. And quite frankly, our goose has never looked better. Sure, the goose had to take a long hard look in the mirror, realize where it went wrong, pick itself up by its goosestraps, and get it's flappy ass back into flying-v formation Mighty Ducks 2 style (ducks and geese are the same for this reference). Well, the puck stops here and we're coming back on the ice next week like the gd Bash Bros. The goose will unveil itself. Stay with us, Gordon Bombay.
Courrier électronique: Steve lays down the law, watch parties at the shop, bib raffle, please download our app, and crowdsourcing at its finest.
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"You want 5 steps? How about 6 steps? Step one... Give me an hour to finish my lunch and I'll slack you the bullet points." "Steve it's literally 5pm." "You cannot rush this sandwich."
TRAINING ADVICE
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We installed the projector screen ourselves and that was about the extent of our handiness. Once Larry the electrician (real guy) gets here to install the actual projector into the ceiling so the whole thing doesn't collapse, we'll be up and running in time for Opening Ceremoooo-not sure if we can say that either. Big games. France. Lots of medals.
WATCH PARTIES
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Thanks to our friends at ASICS, we've got bibs hot off the bib-press for 5 lucky Members who want to go knock the Falmouth Road Race off their bucket list. There's something special about this race. Maybe it's the course, or the 7-mile distance, or the school buses you take to the start. It's probably the party at the end, but it's fun to pretend.
ENTER RAFFLE
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We asked Tim Cook to help us out and he's playing gameeees with us. The iPhone 6 came with that U2 album Songs of Innocence against the entire world's will. No shade to Bono, that's family, but we feel like it's time to even the score a bit? Someone make a petition. We're taking this all the way to Cupertino.
DOWNLOAD HERE
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The intro to this article was written in a state of utter delusion during a red eye flight to a place that will reveal itself very soon. Please don't try to guess, because you will get it right, and that's not fun for anyone. Anyway, past the intro is a short list of runner friendly public facilities. Shoutout NYC Parks. We love you forever.
PUBLIC FACILITIESMongolia's Olympic uniforms are elite. Can we get a black version of these drapes for the Bleecker Street store? An insider's guide to the best bakeries in Paris. The rise of meditation music. 45 of the most legendary photos in Olympic history. Idk how I missed the trailer to this A24 movie, but it had me feeling some deep feels. A chat with the visual designer for Dead & Co's shows at The Sphere in Vegas. Kraftwerk designs a line of skateboard decks. The cult photo book that perfectly capture the interior lives of Tokyo residents. Sifan Hassan is schedule to run a mind-blowing 4 events from the 1500m to the marathon in Paris.
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